Well, that's what I tell my bundle of joy when he barks at nothing. Seriously, if you ever wonder why I call him "my little piggy" this ought to give you some idea how he comes up with that nickname.
Oh, and he snorts too.
Now, you are asking yourself, "Why are you posting a picture of your dog's junk?". Because. It's funny. And I have had to see nude pics of your kids when they were babies, and I am getting you back. I don't know, I just think this one is hysterical. This was taken in my office where I had to use a space heater before the ole' boiler room kicked on. Now, he normally just sits in front of it, but THIS, my friends was a pug-o-graphic moment just waiting to happen.
Seriously, what a pig!